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August 11 2017

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salem-rust:

jupiter2:

They call her Grace.

@opulentdesigns

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sseureki:

hasan minhaj: it is insanity to think that 1.5 billion muslims want to destroy the earth

healingx:

Me: is jealous and clingy and gets upset over hardly anything
Me: realizes I’m being ridiculous and not logical
Me: gets twice as upset but at myself

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laughingfish:

amorosa:

Please support Motor Crush !!! Its a new comic with a black lesbian lead that isnt getting enough support and has a really good and intricate plot about motorcycle lesbians & their rival gangs

!!!!!!

gigi-tastic:

perpetualseahorse:

turless:

Hey so fun fact, my dad is good friends the woman who currently has this job and she told him that Trump’s admin is trying to force her out. They started advertising the job before they actually told her they were transferring her so she’d have to reapply.

Her name is Catherine (Cassie) Conley, and she’s a badass MIT grad that works as NASA’s planetary protection officer, which sounds super cool (though she says not as cool as the galactic administrator). The job is basically the only one in xenobiology (space life) and it’s her life’s work. She’s been doing this job for over 10 years and now Trump wants her out.

I’m beyond pissed that this keeps going around. I know it sounds like a joke job, but it’s a legitimate career that’s being taken away from literally one of the most intelligent women in the country by this asscactus of a presidency.

If ya’ll could signal boost this that’d be much appreciated. They need to know that this kind of bullshit isn’t acceptable

I was actually reading about this job in an NPR article and it sounds REALLY important. the job basically means you make sure we don’t contaminate any planets and anything we bring back like rocks or soil, etc doesn’t do the same here.

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babyanimalgifs:

My heart can not handle this

when a brony stubs their toe

zampl:

wabutan:

66point6:

Buckkkkkkk oh my celestia this hurts!!!! does anypony have a bandaid? 

When this PARTICULAR brony stubs their toe (which is every FIVE MINUTES!!!)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
manure manure manure manure manure manure MANURE MANURE MANU}RE
BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK BUCK YOU BUCK HIM BUCK HER BUCK EVERYPONY
CELESTIA LUNA CADANCE THORAX TWILIGHT MOTHERBUCKING SPARKLE
SWEEEEEEEEEEET BABY FLURRY HEART
*incessant hoof slamming on any nearby object* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


this hive of pain will be my sweet sweet end

sweet release from the torture of cyberbullies and trolls

sweet release


YOU PONY HATING FUCKS CAN UNFOLLOW AND BLOCK ME NOW. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE. YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING CONFESSION OUT OF ME. NOW GO.

you know at least once a week i’ll think that i’ve seen the worst post on this entire website but then, just like that, i’ll be BLESSED with a post that tops every other post i’ve seen, ever

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

horsecarnival:

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

Your All Like Elmer Becose Hes Taller Than Me Well I Got Something To Fix That Proplem Permanently

Stilts

Seym, the idea of you on stilts is absolutely horrifying.

Well Your Better Get Use To It Because I Just Now Realize I Simply Have Nor Idea How To Get Down Of Here

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chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces:

elleoellie:

games-for-gamers:

Minecraft player will know…

what will they know

More than you can imagine

August 10 2017

princesszeldaz:

xaiclun:

princesszeldaz:

Fact: Every Link puts the Master Sword back after its purpose in their quest is fulfilled

Another Fact: Link still has the Master Sword in Super Smash Brothers. Brawl has the cutscene where he draws it from the pedestal again but in the other games he just Has It

Conclusion: Link is procrastinating saving his entire homeland just to beat the crap out of Mario

Other theory: Link’s Quest is it to beat the crap out of Mario

floozys:

sometime… men who seem progressive.. are worse

mjalti:

•if you set your lock & home screens with the same pic=you’ve lost control of your life but haven’t realized it yet. let go, we’re waiting for you on this side

•if you set your lock & home screens as two different pics=you thrive off chaos and love witnessing drama. u have a secret social media platform/side blog.

•if you set your lock & home screens as two different but complimentary pics= sociopath. you’ve planned out a murder. your sign is probably amy dunne of Gone Girl fame

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xtranerdy:

black-jackal-on-blog:

she is cute

i like her

niintendo:

type your name and keep hitting predictive text and see what sentence comes up

bechdels:

bechdels:

bechdels:

dream daddy/octodad crossover

frantically conceal your secret octopus identity from a lineup of sexy single dads

bad ending: a promising date is ruined when the dad of your dreams reveals he’s a professional sushi chef

good ending: you meet your soulmate and he has a tentacle fetish

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papa-bearrr:

New baby girl just arrived 😍

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anulloamato:

“Why I hate straight men,” a thread by me. Congrats, you assholes. You just scared me to fucking death. You know what’s the worse bit? Feeling helpless because you know that you can’t risk angering them. That’s it. That’s the worst fucking part.

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fionagoddess:

1.01//7.04

i have two moods, there’s nothing between

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